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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Last night I had the strangest dream

I ever dreamed before/I dreamed that men had all agreed/to put an end to war...

No, wait, that's a Simon and Garfunkel tune.

Actually, I dreamed of mom, which was nice. I could have done without the pregnant mormon girls in chainmail bikinis and lacy silk robes though.

I'm not sure if it was weirder than the M*A*S*H/Alien crossover dream that occurred at the bottom of the ocean.

Then again... Pregnant. Mormon. Girls. Wearing. CHAINMAIL BIKINI THINGS. at some kind of seminar-thing.

That mom wanted to go to. Only, we hadn't expected the bikinis.

No idea what the seminar was about, as I was quite wierded out by the whole "Half-naked pregnant momon girls wearing sparkly gold headdresses and looking, well, brainwashed or something!"

Then mom went out to the car and I couldn't find her, except this nice gangbanger-wannabe had seen her and led me to the right place and mom picked me up in her pimpmobile (aka that damn white towncar with the purple plush velvet-stuff). I'm not sure we talked, but I remember being secure in her love for me. Which was nice.

But. DUDE.

Pregnant. Mormon. Girls. in. CHAINMAIL BIKINIS.

Sometimes my unconsious mind is scary-scary-scary.

Comments

What are you eating before bed? *g*

Some Yamate milk chocolate. It's prolly my punishment for cheating on my diet. *wah*

*laughs* It sounds like some horrible combination of all the things hated and often ranted about at childfree. What's it like over there these days?

Pretty much the usual. Nothing that has inspired ranting just yet ;)

But I did wake up thinking "Dude, childfree would have a field day with that.

I mean... pregnant and in a bikini... I can hear the shrieks of childfree-agony now ;)

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Your brain? Teh Scary. ::FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!::

*laughs* Well, there is a reason I woke up (If I'd had my druthers, I'd've spent the time hugging mom, as I don't dream about her often. Instead I kept thinking. Half-naked Pregnant Mormon Girls! Ewww!)

Last night I had the strangest dream--

I sailed away to China/ In a little rowboat to find ya/ And you said you had to get your laundry clean....