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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]

Found on customers_suck

*laughs and laughs*

My favorite:

Dear teen boy,

If you wanted to come out to your parents, borrowing your Dad's credit card, setting up an account in his name and ordering a load of gay porn perhaps wasn't the best way to do it...


*laughs some more*

Although this post is just about as good for laughs.

My favorite:

IC2 lays a bunch of fall decorations on the counter, including a wreath and other such stuff. He hands me his store credit card, but it's declined.

me: I'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined. Would you like to use another method of payment?
IC2: *swears, digs through wallet, gives me cash*
IC2's wife: DAMMIT [name], that's our grocery money!
IC2: ...
IC2's wife: Oh go ahead, but now we're not going to be able to eat this week!
me: !!!!!!

Current Mood: amusedamused