Me: *whimpering* I don't have enough information to classify this steel pipe. *sadface* I need to know the composition, whether it's plated, inner and outer diameter, and whether or not it's to be used for oil exploration/drilling.
Q: *boggle* Why... why do they make it that hard?
Me: Because the US government is meaniefaceness incarnate. And also wants to make money. And wants people not to export their steel into the US and to make our manufacturers use US steel instead because it's cheaper than dealing with foreign steel. Or, possibly because they hate me. It's hard to say. Six of one, half-a-dozen of the other.
Q: ...I'm going to back away now.
Me: Where are you going?
Q: I think I'll go file now.
Me: O-tay, buh-bye. *considers setting paperwork on fire*