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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Evil Squirrel Killers Unite!

Today I passed a car that had pulled to a stop at a curb.

He followed me to work, just to say: YOU EVIL PERSON! I STOPPED BECAUSE THERE WAS A SQUIRREL IN THE ROAD! YOU HIT THAT SQUIRREL! YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!

Me: ...what squirrel? I thought you were parking.

Him: YOU'RE A PIG! I'M GOING TO GIVE THE POLICE YOUR LICENSE PLATE NUMBER!

Me: ...You do that. Also, what squirrel?

Apparently, I am the source of all evil. I mean, if there was a squirrel and I hit it, I do feel badly -- I generally stop for the little rodents, too, but FFS -- don't expect me to know that's why you've stopped when you're at the curb in a position that implies that you're parked.

Current Location: The Land of Overtime
Current Mood: blankbaffled