Does Customs have a sense of humor, d'ya think?

Poll #1722252 Things I would love to say when entering goods into the commerce of the US

Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 4

What sorts of things should I be allowed say when asked who shipped goods?

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Who cares?

2(13.3%)

Nobody gives a *bleeeeep*!

3(20.0%)

Does it matter?

2(13.3%)

Such-and-thus So-and-sos?

2(13.3%)

ACME, Inc.

2(13.3%)

TICKY!

4(26.7%)

What about the people receiving goods?

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Silly people?

2(16.7%)

Crazy People?

1(8.3%)

Dun know, Dun care?

2(16.7%)

Cruise ships goin' ta nowheres?

2(16.7%)

Wile E. Coyote?

2(16.7%)

Ticky? ....Ticky!

3(25.0%)

For that matter, I think getting creative with what we call goods. What about...

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Stuff!

1(6.7%)

Doodads!

1(6.7%)

HooZwhatZis!

3(20.0%)

Miscellaneous twifflebits!

3(20.0%)

Inst-a Anvils (complete with launchers)!

3(20.0%)

Ticky, ticky, ticky, TOCK!

4(26.7%)