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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Why Fumigation is like using a condom:

*pokes brain*

1. It preps hardened wood for entering special boxes sometimes with interesting climate controls, *ahem*

2. It prevents erect or er, flaccid? laying on it's side? OMG, brain, what? lumber from propogating little wrigglers lifeforms in said boxes and having them pop out where they're not wanted.

3. Failure to properly take care of one's fumigation can lead to costly interactions with the government and/or people who are using the box.


OMG THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BRAIN INSISTED ON DOING THAT.