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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
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Of the things that I've heard for why an entry has to be exported directly back to Canada, the winner is (and probably will always be):

"My driver's license has been revoked in California."

How that guy got a job driving a truck... well, it's a mystery.


But today's entry for "Oooookay, what?" for reasons to direct export goods:

"I forgot that I had CDs on my truck, not bathroom tissue."

Ranks pretty highly, too.


Seriously. They forgot that they hadn't stopped to pick up the right load. I mean, I've found myself on the way home before realizing I meant to stop at the grocery store, and all, but... if I forget, maybe I have to scrounge for dinner. As the driver of a commercial vehicle, you're more likely to get Customs to seize the goods on your vehicle, order a body cavity search, and possibly arrest/fine you for smuggling. I could be wrong, but that's a consequense I'd really rather avoid.

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