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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Dear Clients, Carriers, and esteemed Colleagues...

PLZ 2 B ! TAKING WIERD CRAP FROM TEH "WAT TEH SITH IS DIS?!?!?!?!" BIN.

OR, IF U MUZT HAZ TEH WIERD CRAP, PLZ 2 B KEEPIN' IT 2 YERSELVZEZ.

--Me, who iz tired of the daily entries for the "WTF? SRSLY, WTF?!" contest currently being held by our clients, the carriers, and our colleagues in other offices.

Exhibit A:
Weird fax, but! w/ contact info.
"Dude, WTF?"
"I just want confirmation you got it!"
"...okay?"
FAXEZ confirmation, cuz we gotz it, even though we has no idea what is 4.
Week passes.
"WHY U NOT CLEAR GUDS?"
"WHERE DEY CROSS?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"WHERE SCN?"
"I DON'T KNOW! FIX IT! FIX IT! NOW! NOW!"
"... ... ..."
*emails contact at probable carrier*
*goods are at airport, in Toledo, which is notably not a Truck Crossing in WA, ID, ND, or MT*

Cannot fix. Haz not teh training to fix. Unnerstanding of Air/Ocean is akin to unnerstanding of Internal Combustion Engine -- teh teory iz fine, but workings uf pertikular devize? iz completely lacking.

*trows up teh_fuzzy_dragon_claws and returns 2 werking hours 2 be accounted 4 in teh next pay period. May post ofthr exhibits l8rs.*

Comments

*HUGGLES Said Fuzzy Dragon*

Am haeding to bedz, not to sleeps nooooo but to try to sleepz....Dammmmmed insommia

Love you

again... thanks for reminding me of the pluses to being on maternity leave.

*would laugh except the week has sucked so much it's pretty much killed humor*

Get extra hugs'n'snugs'n'stuff, 'cause someone deserves to be having a week that doesn't resemble the Jovian gravity well.

*sends extra hugs along*

thanks. passing the hugs on to my big-eyed boy.