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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Snitched from Blackkoda

Well, I guess I'm not going into battle as vasaris.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging amidst the mini-mall parking lot, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Vasaris! And she gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to clobber you beyond your expiration date!!"

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That's rather sad, isn't it?

Maybe for mightierthan?

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, prowling over the desert! It is Mightierthan, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spackle you with wasabi!!"

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Wasabi? Oh, dear.

Maybe officialmascot?

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, striding along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Officialmascot, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you into a new dimension of pain, then make toast!"

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That's better.

...hey, managed a better one for Vasaris. Maybe capitalization helps!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Striding across the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Vasaris! And she gives a mighty howl:

"For the love of beatings, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

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I like the "then make toast" on the last one. hehe It's like you'll beat the shit out of 'em but it doesn't really matter as long as you get your toast. hehe