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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Woe, I truly am the least competent of brokers! Please prepare your torments, for I deserve them!

Dear Carrier P:

I'm so, so sorry! You have my deepest apologies for the fact that I have no idea what is in that failed fax to another office! Mea Culpa! It is clearly all my fault that I am unable to magically divine the contents!

Please allow me to prostrate myself before your lash and accept your vicious flogging like a beaded pony. I shall sparkle with the joy as I make amends for my terrible, terrible mistake!

Indeed, your veritable wealth of proof that another office may have been busy, it's phone lines clogged, or othewise having an issue receiving faxes leaves me weeping in despair for my own competence and ability! Woe is me, that I cannot will your entries into my posession from an incomplete fax!

I shall not deny that the equipment in my own office was clearly deficient, failing to snatch away the data streams that you did not even attempt to send to it! I shall gnash my teeth and rend my hair, weep crystalline tears of anguish and scream to the deities above for it's failure!

Please, prepare the worst tortures of your imagination for me, for I will submit to your just punishment in my sorrow and grief.

Or, possibly, I will mock you mercilessly because... the definition of insanity, according to Mr. Einstein, is repeating the same action over and over expecting different results. It's really not my problem if you:

a) Can't Won't send entries meant for my office *TO* my office.

b) Have difficulty getting through to the office where you were faxing and then refuse to call them about it. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about faxes in Buffalo, NY when I'm in Washington State.

c) Refuse to even attempt faxing my office directly. Your lovely proof that the fax failed five times at the wrong fax number? Just proves that you never even tried to fax it to me. No, really, I don't see any attempts to fax *here*.

d) Won't let me get a word in edgewise about the fact you can just email it to me instead. If you won't let me provide you a solution, you can quit yelling at me about it.

-- Me.

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