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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Three things about Customs

1. Never sass the Customs Officer. He can disassemble your vehicle and leave you with the pieces and a 'have a nice day!'

2. Never tell the nice officer from the Dept. of Agriculture that the various wildlife that have attached themselves to your vehicle/container/left buttock should be ignored for the greater good of commerce.

3. Never, ever tell the officer from FDA that he is wrong if he informs you of an error in your entry. This merely results in the FDA being angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry (and green, and all FDA *SMASH*!)