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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Quotes of the Day:

Quote 1:
"Our pressure-washer guy didn't actually do the bottom of the container the way he was supposed to. This might result in the shipment being rejected by Customs again. Oooooops! We're sorry for any inconvenience this may cause." -- carrier that shall remain unnamed, but really ought to respond to "MORONS'R'US"

Quote 2:
"This is the second time we've rejected this container for having snails crawling all over the bottom of it. Do it again and we will gleefully institute penalties. Actually, we may do it right now." -- Department of Agriculture, aka "OMG, WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?"

Quote 3:
"Wait, wait, what? But, but, they knew they had to scour the bottom of the container!"

"Yup."

"They sent it down having done the sides?"

"Yup."

*brainmelt*

-- Me, My boss, and the full cast of "IDIOTS GUIDE TO CROSSING THE BORDER. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO US WHEN WE TALK."

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