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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
Overheard while working at a gas station

LOB - little old biddy
C - co-worker

LOB: "I'd like to pay for the gas."
C: "All right, ma'am. Which pump are you at?"
LOB: looks quizzically at co-worker "I don't know."
C: sighs "All right then, how much was the gas for?"
LOB: "I don't know."
C: blinks "Okay. Which car are you in?"
LOB: "I don't know."
C: stares, incredulous for a few seconds "Well, what color is your car?"
LOB: "I don't know."
C: deep breath "Ma'am, you need to know at least one of those things so I can properly do the sale..."
LOB: angry "Well, why can't you tell me?"


headcounter, headwall, headdoor... repeat as necessary

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