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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon
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March 2014
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Vasaris, the Fuzzy Dragon [userpic]
*snorts*

Dear Dispatcher:

Why, yes, the correct response to 'I can't read any of the invoices you sent me' is to say 'I'll fax immediately' and follow through. Why do you ask?

The 'OMG are you serious?', while not necessary, was appreciated since your cohorts earlier this evening were unable to recognize the gravity (akin to that of Saturn, perhaps, rather than Jupiter -- the driver is not due at the border for a couple of days, after all, but we *are* closed weekends) of the situation.

-- Vasaris, the "ever-amazed by the pure galaxy of, er, intelligence displayed by your company" and "demonstrating a complete inability to spell" Fuzzy Dragon.

AKA: When the broker for your entries states "I'm not doing an entry until I have paperwork I can read", you should probably believe them.

Current Location: The Land of Overtime
Current Mood: confusedpuzzled